xxredlipspalefacexx:

Have you tried brushing your hair with a fork!? Talk about false advertising

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Timestamp: 1405331329

xxredlipspalefacexx:

Have you tried brushing your hair with a fork!? Talk about false advertising

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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Timestamp: 1405327121

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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x

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emilianadarling:

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

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Timestamp: 1405238943

emilianadarling:

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

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grimphantom:

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

Grimphantom:

Makes you want to have one of them XD.

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Timestamp: 1405190611

grimphantom:

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

Grimphantom:

Makes you want to have one of them XD.

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un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

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sea-shells-sea-shore:

me by the time I get my assignments done:

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Me when I get the results back:

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allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

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Timestamp: 1405181297

allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

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bleiddiaid:

*rub my belly please*

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Timestamp: 1405181282

bleiddiaid:

*rub my belly please*

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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Timestamp: 1405109483

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via aliceclementine)